Inform me lies inform me candy little lies..
Oh no, no you possibly can’t disguise(You’ll be able to’t disguise, no you possibly can’t disguise)
Hey Mr. Dream-Vendor, inform me how’s it gonna be. Are the salmon working? Are there fish you possibly can see? Have you ever, because the track says, desires sufficient to spare?
Comes the reply: ‘Fish are shifting, and the river’s trying nice – and it ought to maintain regular for the entire of your week.’ All of which sounds very promising. However purchaser beware; we hear what we need to hear, and nowhere do these phrases say there are greater than a handful of salmon within the river.
The language of guiding has at all times been inventive and flexible, however because the salmon and steelhead runs diminish, this inventiveness is being examined. Telling anglers what they need to hear with out promising the not possible is an artwork kind, though it helps that no viewers was ever extra willingly misled than we fishing junkies. There may be nothing we need to hear greater than that we’re arriving at a river filled with fish.
LINK (by way of Richard Wilson’s FishRise)